
1. Thou shalt never bail on thy girls to hang out with a guy, unless he is a biological or adopted relative (son, nephew, grandson) and preferably under 18.
2. Thou shalt remember that thy friends’ exes/parents/siblings are OFF-LIMITS.
3. If thou hast an affair with thy friend’s spouse or child, thou shouldst enter the Witness Protection Program or thy country’s equivalent ASAP. … read more

