My brother Eddie and I are thick as thieves and have been known occasionally to vie for the same lady’s attention. We grew up in a small military town in Georgia, he was the first family member I came out too and it created some very interesting adventures. Eddie has always been a big part of my life, it is a special bond we share, there are no words to explain it. He has stood beside me as best man at 2 of my weddings to women. Yes, I have occasionally found love, but usually find that it is an illusion that never seems to stand the test of time.
I decided to go visit my brother and brought along a very interesting lady, little did I know how much commotion Ms. Patricia would cause. We went to Georgia to spend a week getting to know one another with little distraction. My brother is a bachelor with a beautiful house with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathes, pool, pool table, fully stocked bar, etc…
This experience with Ms. Patricia has to be one of my favorite memories, she brings together every element of a true southern belle and blessed with bust measurements of 52 dbl J. Yes dear readers they do exist as I have been privy to not only be in their presence but to have released them from their brassiere boundaries. So other then her infectious spirit, her bosom battles to be in the top 2. We met at the local bar and it wasn’t long, before we gathered quite a crowd with friends old and new vying for a better look at Ms. Patricia’s “Grand Tetons.”
It was karaoke night, so though Ms. Patricia made quite an attraction, she would be granted a brief reprieve as the singers took their turns at the mike. Because of my work I travel with a digital camera complete with printing dock, so I can easily print photos out in seconds after taking them. So I was able to share the night’s memories with many of the people who joined us at our table, enabling them to leave with evidence of Ms Patricia’s assets. The first my friend Ursi, who is in her 70’s found them to be the perfect pillows, posing as she rested her head sporting the brightest of smiles, flash went the camera with her grinning and pointing at her newly discovered best friends. The next lady Jill, who is straight, by the end of the night was so enamored by Ms. Patricia’s assets that she would tell anyone who would listen about the biggest chi’s chi’s, she’d ever seen. She asked Ms. Patricia if she could have a picture taken too? She leaned over and planted a kiss on the girls, flash another moment captured. Funny after taking the shot and printing it out, we noticed that Jill had taken the liberty of not just kissing the girls but actually licking them. Ms. Patricia cried out , “Gina, I told you Jill licked my breasts! I’m not so sure about her claims of being straight, what straight girl would lick another woman’s cleavage?” The owner of the bar Jim, who considers himself to be quite the ladies man asked politely, if I would not take his picture with Ms. Patricia so that he could add it to his collection of beauties who have come and gone through his establishment. Then his visiting German cousin, who when being told of Ms. Patricia’s measurements exclaimed in perfect English, “ Oh my God!” and of course had to have her picture taken, so when she returned to Germany she could add it to her photograph album.
Finally after all the commotion we caused, I escorted Ms. Patricia back to my brother’s and he said with a wink I’ll give you sometime before I come home. Once home it did not take long before passion took over and we were in the bedroom enjoying each other and the sex was off the charts! It didn’t seem like long when we heard the front door open and realized that my brother had returned home, we heard other voices and figured the party was continuing out by the pool.
We decided it was best to join the party, we walked outside and it was like a pair of deer being caught in car headlights, everyone was watching us with a big smile on their face. Ms. Patricia and I wondered what was going on?
My brother comes up to us and says, “Gina, we heard you two in the bedroom, I gave you an hour before I came home, I thought you’d be done by now?”
Without missing a beat, Ms. Patricia says with a slow southern drawl and putting her arm around him says,” If you thought an hour was enough my dear, then you don’t know your sister!”
Eddie’s face reddened, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud at the stunned look on his face and that of his guests. Needless to say we were the hit of the night! So here’s to Ms. Patricia’s “Grand Tetons” and her gracious but racy southern belle ways…”Hello Ms. Heartbreak, I’ve been expecting you!”
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