I know. You want to meet a neurosurgeon or an aerospace engineer; a corporate lawyer or a war correspondent. You think you missed your calling as a congressional aide.
Foolish girl. These high achievers have a coke habit. They visit 22-year-olds named Vicki who specialize in BDSM. They want a wife who looks like Carla Bruni, has Jackie O’s class, and Cindy McCain’s fortune.
Ready for a normal, red-blooded guy? A guy who can wield a staple gun, put up bookshelves?
Get thee to one or all of the following:
1. Blue Collar, Sports, or Neighborhood Bar
2. Fire Tech program at local community college
3. Scuba Diving group (take some lessons first)
4. Rehab/ AA meetings
5. Park and Rec Courts(pick-up games are sexier than gallery openings)
6. Race track
7. Muni golf course or practice range
8. Dog-run
9. Comedy Club
10.Coast Guard Stomping (sailing) grounds
Most of these venues speak for themselves—but “rehab”? If the guy is serious about cleaning up , he’ll not only grow a streak of humility, but get a sense of “we” instead of “me.” And his “share” will tell you a lot more than a night of cocktail party chat-up from a divorced developer wearing a man-thong under his Hugo Boss.
P.S. for #10, you’ll have to “fall” overboard, but what a story to tell your grandchildren.
About the Author: Halci Ann Daze has been a student of psychology, criminology, and creative writing. She loves French literature from The Romantic Era, classic film, and “Inspector Morse.” An ardent fan of gossip rags and Tru TV, she also dabbles in political satire, teaches college, and is studying for the EMT-Basic Exam. Only regret: not becoming a CIA agent when they begged her to. Never mind. She’s witty, warm, whimsical. Like Marilyn Monroe, she wears Channel No. 5 and is well worth waiting for.
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