Warning and Disclosure: Gals, do not fall for any of these! If you did LoveDetour.com is not liable for any damages made to your body and your feelings.
Guys, LoveDetour.com does not guarantee the results of these pick-up lines. You are at your own risk for using them! Certain side-effects may occur, such as rejections, slap in the face, being called names like “What a loser!”, kicked in the balls, and being arm-barred by the MMA boyfriend. Please consult your nearest friend and your head before pursuing.
LoveDetour.com did not create these pick-up lines, nor its officers, staffs, and experts! It was Bubba & Cooter!
LoveDetour.com does not know if Bubba & Cooter actually look like that in the picture. The photo was attached in the forwarded email.
1. Did you just fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2. Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can’t hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card?
cuz I’d like to sign you out
5. Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6. If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
7. You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8. Man – ‘ Fat Penguin! ‘
Woman – ‘ WHAT? ‘
Man – ‘ I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. ‘
9. I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room…
11. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12. Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
AND.. the best for last!
13. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
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